Your Childhood Was Never That Great

Rule: If you're over the age of 12, don't ride a Razor scooter.

But It Shows My Taste

Rule: Your tumblr site of cool shit is not the same as a portfolio.

You Are

Rule: If you decide to call out a coworker by reminding them their title and what their job is, understand this action will always be held against you.

What? It Was Only For a Week!

Rule: Try not to talk about how broke or poor you are after you come back from vacation.