Just Maybe

Rule: Sometimes, it's your own damn fault.

But I Am!

Rule: Taking pictures of your food when you go out to eat doesn't make you a Food Photographer.

FWD

Rule: Forwarding an email stream the recipient has to scroll through is not the same as answering a question or briefing them on a project.

Keep It Short

The tie should be wider than the tie bar. The tie bar should clip the tie to the shirt.

Look Up Stupid

Rule: It is more than OK to bump extra hard into people who walk or stand while staring at their phones. Especially on subway platforms.