Absence of Color

Rule: When you wear a white dress shirt, you will get a stain on it before the day is over. Especially if it's brand new.

Sincerely Your's

Rule: People who don't know the difference between 'there' and 'their' should not be in leadership positions.

Night School

Rule: Just because you took one or two classes at a school, doesn't mean you 'went' there.

Can You Help Yourself?

Rule: If the MTA clerk in the booth doesn't actually answer your first question, don't bother and move on. He's interested in telling you what you supposedly did wrong, like not read the sign that wasn't even there. Also, he won't give you his name if you ask to see his name tag.