Down the Hatch

Rule: After using the office restroom, double check to make sure you didn't leave a floater.

We're Not Twelve

Rule: When offered a handshake after introduction, don't refuse it because "...I only do high-fives."

What Up Shorty

Rule: If you're a short, stocky dude, Don't wear your jeans cuffed 4 inches.

Or Mussolini

Rule: Avoid using Hitler as a reference point in any context when talking about yourself.

People Will Hate You

Rule: Never set up a meeting for 10AM.

No Murdering Allowed

Rule: When using a shared office bathroom, don't leave streaks of blood on the toilet.