We Know You're Classy

Rule: You really don't need to hold out your pinkie drinking a PBR tallboy.

Move Get Out Da Way

Rule: When driving on the left lane of a highway, a high-beam signal from the vehicle directly behind you means you should move over to the right lane and let that vehicle pass as soon as feasible. That's all it means.

Psyche

Rule: If you ever pull the fake-tipping routine, (where you motion pulling a bill out from your wallet long enough for the bartender to turn around) you should immediately get shat on by an animal. Preferably by a large bird or a donkey.

Thong Thong Thong Thong Thong

Rule: No flossing your teeth in front of your friends and strangers at a bar. Can't believe this has to be a rule.

First!

Rule: Just because you mentioned her first, doesn't make her 'yours'.