Really?

Rule: If you're a physical laborer, stop mentioning how tired you are, multiple times, to garner sympathy and perhaps coax more tip after the job is done. Tacky.

Kind of Like Being Classy

Rule: Don't use the phrase, '... but because I'm a gentleman...' to describe yourself.

2010

Rule: Stay away from Atlantic City for the rest of 2009.

Gong Show

Rule: Stop crying about it. It's boring.