Your Childhood Was Never That Great

Rule: If you're over the age of 12, don't ride a Razor scooter.

But It Shows My Taste

Rule: Your tumblr site of cool shit is not the same as a portfolio.

You Are

Rule: If you decide to call out a coworker by reminding them their title and what their job is, understand this action will always be held against you.

What? It Was Only For a Week!

Rule: Try not to talk about how broke or poor you are after you come back from vacation.

Just Maybe

Rule: Sometimes, it's your own damn fault.

But I Am!

Rule: Taking pictures of your food when you go out to eat doesn't make you a Food Photographer.

FWD

Rule: Forwarding an email stream the recipient has to scroll through is not the same as answering a question or briefing them on a project.